hello gay little people on my gay little website i just wanted to remind you to -dink water -smile -show childlike wonder at gods creation -bite at least one person you dont like -meow
I have a new coworker and my boss was like “oh yeah one of the reasons I hired him was because I thought you’d get along”. Which
sort of makes me feel like a cheetah in a zoo getting assigned a service dog to help tame my neuroses
kind of offends me because he’s a mellow nerdy socialist flatcap pinstripe vest beardguy who I’m sure plays accordion or banjo or ukulele, which is a whole Type of Guy
frustrates me because I DO genuinely like and get along with him… goddammit it’s working…
oh he’s bisexual that explains it
“don’t you love when you get to be somebody’s manic pixie dream park ranger?” yeah okay touché boss touché
your boss is deadass adding new species to your enclosure one at a time to see how you adjust to the new stimulus
the case for one view: most people probably watch a video after uploading it, at least to make sure it uploaded properly
the case for zero views: a significant number of videos on youtube weren’t uploaded by people. there might be more automated uploads that nobody’s ever seen than manual uploads that have only been seen once
This question captivated me, so I did some digging and pulled together a little data on the topic.
I’m putting the results below the cut since I know “here’s what the data says” is maybe a bit of a buzzkill response, so I want to let folks specifically opt-in to seeing them if they’re interested :)
Method: I did a bunch of searches on Youtube (some for relatively generic terms and some for things more specific to my interests), set a filter on the upload date to limit the number of videos to something I could reasonably scroll through, sorted the videos by view count, and marked down how many videos had no views versus 1 view.
Everyone thought that the mass-production of Firearms would render Magic obsolete in battle, but Spellcasters have adapted. Instead of casting from a wand, most mages now cast from their gun.
[ID: the Bugs Bunny tuxedo meme. The text reads “I wish all trans people dreading the end of baddy clothes season a very as little as possible dysphoria. be safe and don’t get heat stroke”/End ID]